| :-) or :) | Happy; Sarcastic or joking statement |
| |-) | hee hee |
| |-D | ho ho |
| :-> | hey hey |
| :-( | boo hoo; Frowning |
| :( | Sad |
| :-I | hmmm... |
| :I | Hmmm... |
| :-O | oops |
| :-o | Uh oh! |
| :-P | nyahhhh! |
| :-I | Indifference |
| ;-) | Winky smiley. Flirtatious or sarcastic remark: Don't be mad at me for what I've just said |
| :-7 | User just made a wry statement |
| :-> | Sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-) |
| >:-> | Devilish remark |
| >;-> | Winky and devil combined. Very lewd remark |
| :> | What? |
| :< | What? |
:@ | What? | | :C | What? |
| :Q | What? |
| :{ | What? |
| :} | What should we call these? |
| :D | Laughter |
| :[ | Real Downer |
| :O | Yelling |
| :-X | User's lips are sealed |
| :-& | Tongue tied |
| :'-( | Crying |
| :,( | Crying |
| :'-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying |
| :-@ | User is screaming |
| :-S | User just made an incoherent statement |
| :-C | User is really bummed |
| :-)~ | User drools |
| :-/ | User is skeptical |
| =:-) | User is a hosehead |
| 8:-) | User is a little girl |
| :-)-8 | User is a Big girl |
| K:P | User is a little kid with a propeller beenie |
| <|-) | User is Chinese |
| <|-( | User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes |
| +-:-) | User is the Pope or holds some other religious office |
| O :-) | User is an angel (at heart) |
| [:] | User is a robot |
| C=:-) | User is a chef |
| E-:-) | User is a Ham radio operator |
| @= | User is pro-nuclear war |
| -:-) | User is a punk rocker |
| -:-( | Real punk rockers don't smile |
| :-[ | User is a vampire |
| :-E | Bucktoothed vampire |
| :-F | Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing |
| (-: | User is left handed |
| *<:-) | User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
| @:-) | User is wearing a turban |
| :-{) | User has a mustache |
| :-{} | User wears lipstick |
| {:-) | User wears a toupee |
| }:-( | Toupee in an updraft |
| 8-) | User is wearing sunglasses |
| B:-) | User wears sunglasses on head |
| ::-) | User wears regular glasses |
| B-) | User wears horn-rimmed glasses |
| :-# | User wears braces |
| [:-) | User is wearing a walkman |
| %-) | User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours |
| :*) | User is drunk |
| :-Q | User is a smoker |
| :-? | User smokes a pipe |
| :-` | User spitting out its chewing tobacco |
| :-* | User just ate something sour |
| :-~) | User has a cold |
| :^) | User has a broken nose |
| :v) | User has a broken nose, but it's the other way |
| :=) | User has two noses |
| :_) | User's nose is sliding off of his face |
| .-) | User only has one eye |
| ,-) | Same, but s/he's winking |
| X-( | User just died |
| `:-) | User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning |
| ,:-) | Same thing...other side |
| C=}>;*{)) | A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin |
| }:^#}) | Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin |
| |-I | Asleep |
| |I | Asleep |
| |-O | Yawning/snoring |
| ^o | Snoring |
| O-) | Megaton Man On Patrol; User is a scuba diver |
| :<) | User is from an Ivy League School |
| (8-o | It's Mr. Bill |
| *:o) | Bozo the Clown |
| 3:] | Pet smiley |
| 3:[ | Mean Pet smiley |
| d8= | Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat |
| :-9 | User is licking his/her lips |
| %-6 | User is braindead |
| (:I | User is an egghead |
| <:-I | User is a dunce |
| 8 :-) | User is a wizard |
| -=* :-) | User is a TeX wizard |
| :-0 | No Yelling! |
| :-: | Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley |
| :] | Gleep |
| =) | Variation on a theme... |
| [] | Hugs |
| :* | Kisses |
| ~~:-( | Net.flame |
| O |-) | Net.religion |
| 8 :-I | Net.unix-wizards |
| X-( | Net.suicide |
| E-:-I | Net.ham-radio |
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