| 10Q | Thank You |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2U2 | To You Too |
| 9TOO10 | Nine Times Out Of Ten |
| AAA | Any Advice Appreciated |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ABT | About |
| ADGR | All Donations Gratefully Received |
| ADIDAS | All Day I Dream About Sex |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| AE | In Any Event |
| AFAIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICR | As Far As I Can Recall |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Recall |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFAYK | As Far As You Know |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AFTP | Anonymous File Transfer Protocol |
| AFU | All F**ked Up |
| AGAN | As Good As New |
| AI | As If!
Artificial Intelligence |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AIUI | As I Understand It |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| AMF | Adios, Mother F**ker |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| AML | All My Love |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANSI | American National Standards Institute |
| AOL | Army Of Lamers
America Online |
| APPLE | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F**king Possible |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASCII | American Standard Code for Information Interchange |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ATFQ | Answer The F**king Question! |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| ATSL | Along The Same line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWYR | Awaiting Your Reply |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYPI | And Your Point Is |
| B | Be |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| BAB | Build A Bridge |
| BAC | By Any Chance |
| BAD | Bad As Designed
Broken As Designed |
| BAF | Brain Already Fried |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad Assed Mother F**ker |
| BB | Bye bye |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Second |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon
Bulletin Board System |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BC | Because |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BDI | Brain Dead Idiot |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BFD | Big F**king Deal! |
| BFFL | Best Friends For Life |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BGI | Bloody Good Idea |
| BHOW | Bangs Head On Wall |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYA | Blow It Out Your Ass |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BM | Bite Me |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BOC | But Of Course |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRBDGA | Be Right Back Don't Go Away |
| BRBGTGP | Be Right Back Got To Go Pee |
| BRGDS | Best Regards |
| BRS | Big Red Switch |
| BSF | But Seriously Folks |
| BSOD | Blue Screen Of Death |
| BST | But Seriously Though |
| BTA | But Then Again |
| BTAIM | Be That As It May |
| BTC | Biting The Carpet |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt |
| BTHOM | Beats The Hell Outta Me! |
| BTK | Back To Keyboard |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me! |
| BTU | Back To You |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BWFH | Bastard Webmaster From Hell |
| BWK | Big Wet Kiss |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWQ | Buzz Word Quotient |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Booze |
| BYORL | Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
| C | See |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CBL | Come Back Later |
| CD-ROM | Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CFV | Call For Votes |
| CID | Crying In Disgrace |
| CLI | Command Line Interface |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COBOL | Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| COI | Come On In |
| CP | Chat Post |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F**king Thing |
| CRS | Can't Remember Sh*t |
| CSG | Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CSS | Can't Stop Smiling |
| CU | See You |
| CUA | Cover Your Ass
Common User Access
Commonly Used Acronym(s) |
| CUIC | See You In Church |
| CUL | See You Later
Catch You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | See Ya |
| CYAL8R | See Ya Later |
| CYPUWIPD | Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down |
| D/L | Download |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DD | Dreaded Disease |
| DEC | Do Expect Cuts |
| DH | Dick Head
Dear Husband |
| DIIK | Damned If I Know |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn?! |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F**k?! |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DL | Download |
| DLN | Don't Leave Now |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DNPM | Damn Near Pissed Myself |
| DOS | Dozing Off Soon
Dead Operating System
Defective Operating System
Disk Operating System |
| DQM | Don't Quote Me |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On That/This |
| DSH | Desperately Seeking Help |
| DTHT | Delighted To Hear That |
| DTP | DeskTop Publishing |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUCT | Did You See That? |
| DUK | Dead Upon Keyboard |
| DWIM | Do What I Mean |
| DWISNWID | Do What I Say, Not What I Do |
| DWOL | Drunk while on line |
| DYHABF | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAGF | Do You Have A Girlfriend? |
| DYI | Do It Yourself |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When |
| ECP | Excessive Cross Posting |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EMML | E-mail Me Later |
| EMP | Excessive Multiple Posting |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| EMSL | Evil Mad Scientist Laugh |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| EOF | End Of File |
| EOL | End Of Line
End Of Lecture |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOQ | End Of Quote
End Of Question |
| EOT | End Of Thread
End Of Transmission |
| ESAD | Eat Sh*t And Die |
| ES&D | Eat Sh*t and Die |
| ESADMF | Eat Sh*t And Die Mother F**ker |
| ETLA | Extended Three-Letter Acronym |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face To Face |
| FAFWOA | For A Friend Without Access |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FD | F**k Dat |
| FEIYD | Forever In Your Debt |
| FF | French Fry |
| FFS | For F**k's Sake! |
| FIFO | First In, First Out |
| FISH | First In, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FIWOBATLAAI | F**king Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRCer |
| FMPOV | From My Point Of View |
| FNM | Forget Me Not |
| FOAD | F**k Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend (Third hand information) |
| FOC | Free Of Charge |
| FOCL | Falling Off Chair Laughing |
| FOS | Freedom Of Speech
Full Of Sh*t |
| FOTCL | Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| FRE | Frequently Requested Enhancement |
| FRED | F**king Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTF | Face To Face
Flesh To Flesh |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| FTTT | From Time To Time |
| FU | F**ked Up |
| FUA | Frequently Used Acronyms |
| FUBAB | F**ked Up Beyond All Belief |
| FUBAR | F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB | Fouled Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt |
| FUWOTD | Fed up with off topic discussion |
| FWIW | For what it's worth |
| FY | F**k You |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYATSYRIO | F**k You And The Sysop You Rode In On |
| FYDITM | F**k You Directly In The Mouth |
| FYE | For Your Entertainment |
| FYG | For Your Guidance |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| G | Grin |
| G1 | Good One |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAFIA | Get Away From It All |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBH&K | Great Big Hug & Kiss |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking & Running |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFAK | Go Fly A Kite |
| GFC | Going For Coffee |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GG | Good Game
Good Going
Go Girl |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GH | Getting Hard |
| GIGO | Garbage In Garbage Out |
| GIRO | Garbage In Rubbish Out |
| GIWIST | Gee I Wish I'd Said That |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl
Goofy Little Grin |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GO PRI | Send Private Mail |
| GOB | Good Ol' Boy |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GPY | Grumpy |
| GR&D | Grinning, Running & Ducking |
| GR8 | Great |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTP | Gone To Pee |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GTTB | Gee That's Too Bad |
| GUI | Graphical User Interface |
| GW | Getting Wet |
| H | Hug |
| H&K | Hug and Kiss |
| HAB | Hot Asian Babe |
| HABU | Have A Better 'Un |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGU | Have A Good 'Un |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HB | Hug Back |
| HF | Have Fun |
| HH | Holding Hands |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO 1/2 K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha! Ha! Only Joking |
| HHOS | Ha! Ha! Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIG | How's it Going? |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HILIACACLO | Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off |
| HIWTH | Hate It When That Happens |
| HMFG | Holy Mother of F**king God |
| HMOFG | Holy Mother Of F**king God |
| HMP | Help Me Please |
| HMT | Here's My Try |
| HORU | How Old Are You |
| HTFSIK | How The F**k Should I Know? |
| HTH | Hope This Helps
How The Hell |
| HTML | HyperText Markup Language |
| HTTP | HyperText Transfer Protocol |
| HUA | Heads Up Asshole |
| HWISTKT | How Was I Supposed To Know That? |
| IAAL | I Am A Lawyer |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAH | In All Honesty |
| IAIYH | It's All In Your Head |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer (but...) |
| IAW | In Accordance With |
| IBM | I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Bought Me |
| IBN | I'm Buck Naked |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICMP | Internet Control Message Protocol |
| ICOCBW | I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong |
| ICYDK | In Case You Didn't Know |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I don't know |
| IDTT | I'll Drink To That |
| IE | Internet Exploder |
| IFF | If and only if |
| IGGNLTL | I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise
I Hate This F**king Place |
| IIABDFI | If It Aint Broken, Dont Fix It |
| IIDKB | If I Didn't Know Better |
| IIR | If I Recall
If I Remember |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IITYWIMIWHTKY | If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? |
| IIUC | If I Understand Correctly |
| IIUYC | If I Understand You Correctly |
| IIWM | If It Were Me
If It Were Mine |
| IIWY | If I Were You |
| IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| ILIC | I Laughed, I Cried |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! |
| ILT | I Love That |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMBO | In My Bloody Opinion |
| IMCAO | In My Completely Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Estimation
In My Experience |
| IMHA | In My Humble Analysis |
| IMHE | In My Humble Estimation
In My Humble Experience |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion
In My Honest Opinion |
| IMNSCO | In My Not So Considered Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOBO | In My Own Biased Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Personal Experience
In My Previous Experience |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| IMWTK | Inquiring Minds Want To Know |
| INL | I'm Not Laughing |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IRMFI | I Reply Merely For Information |
| ISBAB | I Should have Bought A Book |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Recall |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ITRO | In The Region Of |
| ITRW | In The Real World |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits, Wear It |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWBS | I Was Being Stupid |
| IWFM | It Works For Me |
| IWHAGT | I Would Hazard A Guess That |
| IWW | I Wonder Why |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDMMA | If You Don't Mind Me Asking |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYHO | In Your Humble Opinion |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| JABBA | Just Another Brain Boggling Acronymn |
| JAM | Just A Minute... |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JASA | Just Another Stupid Acronym |
| JASE | Just Another System Error |
| JFG | Just For Grins |
| JFTR | Just For The Record |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JIT | Just In Time |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JSNM | Just Stark Naked Magic |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTYWTK | Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
| K | Kiss |
| KB | Kiss Back |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KHYF | Know how you feel |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KITB | Kick In The Butt |
| KMYF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KUTGSAWYAD | Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| L8R G8R | Later Gater |
| LAB&TYD | Life's A Bitch & Then You Die. |
| LABTYD | Life's A Bitch, Then You Die. |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F**k |
| LAY | Looking At You |
| LDD | La Dee Da |
| LEO | Law Enforcement Officer |
| LGM | Little Green Men |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help Us |
| LIS | Lost In Space |
| LISP | Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses |
| LLAL | Laughing Like A Lunatic |
| LLAP | Live Long and Prosper |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
Lots and Lots of Thundering Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMWIS | Lick Me Where I Sweat |
| LOA | Love On Arrival |
| LOIS | Laughing On The Inside |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud
Lots Of Love
Lots Of Luck |
| LOLA | Laughing Out Loud Again |
| LOOL | Laughing Out Outrageously Loud |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHMBIB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMCIS | Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking |
| LTIP | Laughing Till I Puke |
| LTMSH | Laughing Till My Sides Hurt |
| LTNC | Long Time, No See |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LU4E&A | Love You For Ever And Always |
| LUB | Laughing Under Breath |
| LUWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| MACINTOSH | Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| MEG | Mega Evil Grin |
| MFTL | My Favourite Toy Language |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIASGB | Make It A Short GoodBye |
| MICROSOFT | Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
| MIME | Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions |
| MIPS | Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MMF | Make Money Fast |
| MOF | Male Or Female? |
| MORF | Male Or Female? |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MPE | My Point Exactly! |
| MPTY | More Power To You |
| MSG | Message |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You! |
| MTIA | Many Thanks In Anticipation |
| MUD | Multi-User Dungeon |
| MUG | Multi-User Game |
| MUSH | Multi User Shared Hallucination |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N/A | Not Applicable
Not Available |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2S | Needless 2 Say |
| NAFAIAC | Not As Far As I Am Concerned |
| NAFAIK | Not As Far As I Know |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| NB | Nota Bene |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NC | No Comment |
| NDA | Non-Disclosure Agreement |
| NDLWSMB | Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NEM | Nothing Else Matters |
| NFI | No F**king Idea |
| NFW | No F**king Way |
| NFWM | No F**king Way Man |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of Computer |
| NIMBY | Not In My Backyard |
| NIOED | Not In the Oxford English Dictionary |
| NK | New Kid |
| NM | Never Mind |
| NMJ | Not My Job |
| NNTP | Network News Transfer Protocol |
| NONYA | None Ya Business |
| NP | No Problem |
| NPNG | No Pain No Gain |
| NQWI | Not Quite With It |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSS | No Sh*t, Sherlock |
| NTK | Need To Know
Nice To Know |
| NTOOT | Nine Times Out Of Ten |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTTFLS | Not Till The Fat Lady Sings |
| NTYMI | Now that you mention it |
| NYCTMI | Now You Come To Mention It |
| OAO | Over And Out |
| OAS | On another subject |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | OBligatory |
| OBTW | Oh! By The Way |
| OEM | Original Equipment Manufacturer |
| OIC | Oh, I see |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMG | Oh My God! |
| OMKC | On My Knees Crying |
| OMKP | On My Knees Praying |
| OMS | Over My Shoulder |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again! |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again! |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OONA | Oh No, Not Again! |
| OOQ | Out Of Question |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box (Brand new) |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OOTT | One Of Those Things |
| ORN | Oh Really now |
| OS | Operating System |
| OS/2 | Obsolete Soon, Too |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTF | On The Floor |
| OTFL | On The Floor Laughing |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTH | On The Third Hand |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up! |
| OVSN | Out Very Soon Now |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| PABG | Pack A Big Gun |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| PCYLIHOONL | Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection |
| PDE | Puppy Dog Eyed |
| PDQ | Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly) |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot |
| PENTIUM | Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
| PG | Pretty Good |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PITB | Pain In The Butt |
| PLMK | Please Let Me Know |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLS | Please |
| PLUR | Peace Love Unity Respect |
| PM | Personal Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMETC | Pardon Me, ETC. |
| PMFBI | Pardon Me For Butting In |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth! |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PMP | Peeing My Pants |
| PMS | Pretty Much Sucks |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POC | Peeping Other Chatters
Prisoner Of Chat |
| POD | Piece Of Data |
| POETS | Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday |
| POS | Piece Of Sh*t |
| POTC | Peck On The Cheek |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PPL | People |
| PPP | Petty Pet Peeve |
| PPTSPAHS | Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce |
| PS | Pit Stop |
| PTB | Powers That Be |
| PTL | Praise the Lord |
| Q&A | Questions & Answers |
| QDPSH | Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker |
| QDSM | Quick and Dirty Solution Manager |
| QT | Cutie |
| R | Are |
| RAEBNC | Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RAW | Rules As Written |
| RE | Repeat Hi
Regarding |
| Req | Request |
| RFC | Request For Comments |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFI | Request For Information |
| RGDS | Regards |
| RL | Real Life |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROFLASTC | Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat. |
| ROTF | Rolling On The Floor |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLAHMS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides |
| ROTFLBSAOTP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place |
| ROTFLBTC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet |
| ROTFLBTCUTS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop |
| ROTFLGO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out |
| ROTFLH | Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically |
| ROTFLHOLCDF | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMAOAPMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLMAOAY | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You |
| ROTFLMAOWTIME | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROTFLMHO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off |
| ROTFLSTC | Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLTC | Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue |
| ROTFLUTS | Rolling On The Floor Unable to Speak |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Really Pathetic Gamer
Rocket Propelled Grenade
Role Playing Game |
| RSF | Right Said Fred |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTD | Read The Documentation |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTFF | Read The F**king FAQ |
| RTFFAQ | Read The F**king FAQ |
| RTFM | Read The F**king Manual
Read The Friendly Manual
Read The Fine Manual |
| RTFS | Read The F**king Source
Read The F**king Standard |
| RTM | Read The Manual
Read The Message |
| RTSM | Read The Stupid Manual
Read The Stupid Message |
| RUMOF | Are You Male Or Female? |
| RUOK | aRe You OK? |
| RWT | Repeat Whole Thing |
| RYFM | Read Your F**king Manual |
| S | Sigh
Smile |
| S&N | Smile And Nod |
| SASB | Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly |
| SB | Smiles Back |
| SCNR | Sorry, Couldn't Resist |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SF | Science Fiction
Speculative Fantasy |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFAICT | So Far As I Can Tell |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFSG | So Far So Good |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SHTSI | Somebody Had To Say It |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SID | So I Do |
| SIG | Special Interest Group |
| SIIC | See If I Care |
| SIL | Sister In Law |
| SIMCA | Sitting In My Chair Amused |
| SITD | Still in the dark |
| SL | So long |
| SLV | C'est La Vie (It's life) |
| SMAO | Showing My Ass Off |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMON | Serious Mode On |
| SMOFF | Serious Mode Off |
| SMOP | Small Matter Of Programming |
| SMTP | Simple Mail Transfer Protocol |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F**ked Up |
| SNR | Signal-to-Noise Ratio |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOAB | Son Of A Bitch |
| SOB | Son Of a Bitch |
| SoD | Society of Dickheads |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOI | Stunk On Ice |
| SOL | Sh*t Outta Luck |
| SOS | Same Old Story |
| SOTA | State Of The Art |
| SOVS | Someone Very Special |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which |
| SP | sorry for bad SPelling |
| SQ | Spelling in Question |
| SS | So Sleepy
Someone Special |
| SSDD | Same Stuff, Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| ST | So There |
| STB | Simply The Best |
| STFU | Shut The F**k Up |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SWYM | See What You Mean |
| SYDWBY | See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya |
| SYITFP | See You In The Funny Pages |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYSOP | System Operator |
| SYT | Sweet Young Thing
See You Tonight |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TA4N | That's All For Now |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAFT | That's A Frightening Thought |
| TAM | Tenner A Month |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TANSTAASQ | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F**ked Up |
| TBDL | To Be Discussed Later |
| TBDML | To Be Discussed Much Later |
| TBNT | Thanks But No Thanks |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TDM | Too Damn Many |
| TFDS | That's For Damn Sure! |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Tip |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGFTCL | Thank God For The Chat Line |
| TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| THX | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIATLG | Truly, I Am The Living God |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TINALO | This is not a legal opinion |
| TINAR | This is not a recommendation |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TLA | Three-Letter Acronym |
| TLG | The Living God |
| TLTB | Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMSHTF | Too Much Sh*t Hit The Fan |
| TMTLTBMG | There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
| TMTOWTDT | There's More Than One Way To Do This |
| TNT | Till Next Time |
| TNTC | Too Numerous To Count |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOBAL | There oughta be a law |
| TOBG | This oughta be good |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| TT | Take That |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTLFN | That's The Lot For Now |
| TTMS | Talk To Me Soon
Type To Me Soon |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later
Type To You Later |
| TTYS | Talk To You Soon |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TVM | Thanks Very Much |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TX | Thanks |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your Caps Lock Off! |
| typo | Typographical error |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much (Often used sarcastically) |
| U | You |
| U/L | Upload |
| U2 | You Too |
| UAE | Unrecoverable Application Error |
| UBD | User Brain Damage |
| UCCOM | You Can Count On Me |
| UCE | Unsolicited Commercial E-mail |
| UL | Upload |
| UOM$ | You Owe Me Money |
| UR | You Are |
| URL | Uniform Resource Locator |
| UTSL | Use The Source, Luke |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VC | Virtual Community |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VES | Very Evil Smile |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VGI | Very Good Idea |
| VIDIOT | Village Idiot |
| VLSTGLOI | Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice |
| VR | Virtual Reality |
| VWG | Very Wicked Grin |
| VWS | Very Wicked Smile |
| W | Wink
Whatever |
| W/O | Without |
| WAB | What A Bummer |
| WABG | With A Broad Grin |
| WABOL | What A Bunch Of Losers |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WAEG | With An Evil Grin |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAGI | What A Good Idea |
| WAIDW | What Am I Doing Wrong |
| WAUF | Where Are You From? |
| WB | Welcome Back
Write Back |
| WBASAP | Write Back As Soon As Possible |
| WBMBF | Wanna Be My Boy Friend |
| WBMGF | Wanna Be My Girl Friend |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WDOI | Wouldn't Dream Of It |
| WDYC | Who Do I Call |
| WDYLL | What Do You Look Like? |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGACA | What Goes Around Comes Around |
| WGAS | Who Gives A Sh*t? |
| WGTG | Well, Got To Go |
| WH | What's Happening |
| WHYD | What Have You Done |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| WIBNI | Wouldn't It Be Nice If |
| WIMP | Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing |
| WINDOWS | Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasurable |
| WKF | Well-Known Fact (Often used sarcastically) |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOB | Waste Of Bandwidth |
| WOFTAM | Waste Of Flaming Time And Money |
| WOL | Win Or Lose |
| WRT | With Respect To |
| WRU | Who Are You |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WTF | What The F**k |
| WTFDIK | What The F**k Do I Know |
| WTFRU | Who The F**k Are You? |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTH | What The Hell |
| WTHDTM | What The Hell Does That Mean? |
| WTTC | Welcome To The Club |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WTY | Waving To You |
| WU | What's Up? |
| WUASTC | Wake Up And Smell The Coffee |
| WWW | World Wide Wait
World Wide Waste
World Wide Web |
| WWYL | When Will You Learn |
| WYGIWYAF | What You Get Is What You Asked For |
| WYGIWYG | What You Gget Is What You Get |
| WYGIWYP4 | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
| WYSBYGI | What You See Before You Get It |
| WYSIWYD | What You See Is What You Deserve |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYTYSYDG | What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get |
| XYL | Ex Young Lady |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YABSA | Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym |
| YAFA | Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It, You Got It |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YBTMFML | You Belong To Me Forever My Love |
| YD | You're Dead |
| YG | Young Gentleman |
| YGIAGAM | Your Guess Is As Good As Mine! |
| YGLT | You're gonna love this |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHBM | You Have Bin Mail |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YHMOAU | You Have Messed One Acronym Up |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YKYARW | You Know You're A Redneck When |
| YKYBOTLW | You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When |
| YL | Young Lady |
| YM | Young Man |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YOGWYPF | You Only Get What You Pay For |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWIA | You're Welcome In Advance |
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